{"id":13319,"date":"2003-10-17T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-17T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.melegnano.net\/?p=13319"},"modified":"2003-10-17T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-17T00:00:00","slug":"carloporta-porta005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melegnano.net\/carloporta\/porta005.htm","title":{"rendered":"Porta Cin\u00e8s, golf dalla finestra"},"content":{"rendered":"
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PORTA CINES<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\nUN QUAI AN FA’<\/strong>
\n
G’AVEVI UNA FINESTRA<\/strong>
\n
CHE, A STA’ BEN
\nLI’ A PENSA’,<\/strong>
\n
..L’ERA SURA ALA
\nPALESTRA POUSE’ BELA PER TIRA’!<\/strong>
\n
—————–<\/strong>
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DE SOTA A GHERA
\n” L’ACQUA DE MILAN “,<\/strong>
\n
DE BARC GHE N’ERA
\nPOC…<\/strong>
\n
ALURA, E SENSA FA’
\nCASOTT,..<\/strong>
\n
CIAPI L’ATRESADOURA
\nE…ALE’ GIO’ BOTT!!<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
\n
AVEVI SISTEMA’ UN
\nSPECC<\/strong>
\n
INSCI’, QUANT CHE
\nTIRAVI,<\/strong>
\n
..CUNTRULAVI EL
\n“MATCH”<\/strong>
\n
TRA MI’ E…L’URINARI!!<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
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..L’ERA PASA’ NE
\nTROPP..NE UN RATT,<\/strong>
\n
CHE PICHEN SOU LA
\nPORTA..<\/strong>
\n
E RIVA IN CA’ UN
\n” PE’ PIATT”<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
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“” ..SIGNO’..SEI
\nTU CHE INGUACCHI ? “”<\/strong>
\n
…CHE LINGUA L’PARLA?….EL
\nMANDARIN????<\/strong>
\n
..E INTANT SEGOUTA
\nA DIM..<\/strong>
\n
CHE TOUCC I ME’
\nBALIN,<\/strong>
\n
PICHEN GIO’ DE SPUNDA
\nE..S-CEPEN I VEDRIN!!<\/strong>
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——————<\/strong>
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INSCI’, PER MOEVES
\nNO DE CA’,<\/strong>
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E FA’ L’ALENAMENT<\/strong>
\n
ME’ TUCA’ PAGA’<\/strong>
\n
POUSE’ CHE …UN
\nACIDENT !!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Carlo Porta<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Spiegazione:<\/strong>
\nPORTA TICINESE<\/strong><\/p>\n

QUALCHE ANNO FA<\/strong>
\n
AVEVO UNA FINESTRA<\/strong>
\n
CHE A FURIA DI PENSARCI<\/strong>
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ERA SITUATA SOPRA UNA PALESTRA<\/strong>
\n
GIUSTA PER TIRARE QUALCHE PALLINA.<\/strong>
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——————<\/strong>
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DI SOTTO C’ERA IL ” NAVIGLIO GRANDE”<\/strong>
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( Fiume Milanese: Olona – Naviglio e Naviglio grande. Chiamato l’acqua di
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Milano perch\u00e8 primo scarico di cessi milanesi)
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DI BARCHE CE N’ERANO POCHE,<\/strong>
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ALLORA, SENZA FARE RUMORE,<\/strong>
\n
(Il Porta fa’ piano perch\u00e8 nell’altra stanza c’erano altre persone)
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PRENDO L’ATTREZZATURA E..ALE’ GIU’ COLPI!<\/strong>
\n
——————-<\/strong>
\n
AVEVO SISTEMATO UNO SPECCHIO,<\/strong>
\n
COS\u00ec QUANDO TIRAVO,<\/strong>
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CONTROLLAVO IL ” MATCH”<\/strong>
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TRA ME E…IL PISCIATOIO!<\/strong>
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( Il Porta si riferisce sempre al fatto che tale fiume serviva da spurgo dei
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bagni abitativi)
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——————-<\/strong>
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ERA PASSATO NE’ TROPPO…NE’ UN TOPO<\/strong>
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( Espressione milanese, (La citt\u00e0 \u00e8 sempre stata invasa da topi, soprattutto
\n
in epoche passate – da qu\u00ec il detto), per indicare ne’ troppo ne’ poco tempo )
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…CHE BUSSANO ALLA PORTA<\/strong>
\n
E ARRIVA IN CASA UN “POLIZIOTTO”<\/strong>
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——————–<\/strong>
\n
” SIGNORE SEI TU CHE FAI TUTTO QUESTO? “<\/strong>
\n
CHE LINGUA PARLA?….FORSE IL MANDARINO???<\/strong>
\n
( Il poliziotto era meridionale ed il Porta, non ancora avvezzo al misto
\n
italiano del personaggio, stenta a capirlo)
\n
..E INTANTO SEGUITA A DIRMI..<\/strong>
\n
CHE TUTTE LE PALLINE CHE HO TIRATO<\/strong>
\n
HANNO PICCHIATO SULLA SPONDA MURARIA DEL FIUME
\n<\/strong>(
\ne di rimbalzo, saltando
\n
sulla sponda, partivano come fucilate)
\n
E HANNO SPACCATO DELLE VETRINE DI NEGOZI!<\/strong>
\n
——————–<\/strong>
\n
COSI’, PER NON MUOVERMI DI CASA<\/strong>
\n
E FARE ALLENAMENTO,<\/strong>
\n
( Cos\u00ec, pensando di aver scoperto un campo pratica privato, con conseguente
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risparmio del biglietto d’ingresso d’ un reale Campo Pratica,….)
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HO DOVUTO PAGARE<\/strong>
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PIU’ CHE SE AVESSI AVUTO UN GRAVE INFORTUNIO.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n

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\"Continua<\/a>
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