{"id":13321,"date":"2003-08-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-28T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.melegnano.net\/?p=13321"},"modified":"2003-08-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-28T00:00:00","slug":"carloporta-porta007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melegnano.net\/carloporta\/porta007.htm","title":{"rendered":"American shit raid: la guerra in milanese"},"content":{"rendered":"
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AMERICAN SHIT RAID ( Incursione americana a base di letame)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n…SEM IN GUERA,..<\/strong>
\n
VOUSEN TOUCC I GENERAI!<\/strong>
\n
…SEM A TERA,<\/strong>
\n
DISEM NOUM, ..SEM
\nIN DI’ GUAI!<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
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G’AN TRI DI’ PER
\nCUNSEGNA’<\/strong>
\n
EL BIN-LADEN A QUEI
\nDE LA’<\/strong>
\n
..IN MANCANSA DE
\nSTU FATT..<\/strong>
\n
“VE TRATEM CUME
\nDI RATT!”<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
\n
INVECI CHE VOUSA’
\n“LE’ GUERA VERTA!”<\/strong>
\n
GHE STARIS BEN UN
\nRAID..DE MERDA,<\/strong>
\n
CUNT TRIMILA ‘RIUPLAN<\/strong>
\n
CHE BOUTEN GIO’
\nDOUMA’ CHE STRAM!<\/strong>
\n
——————<\/strong>
\n
..E AL BULETIN DE
\nTOUCC I DI’<\/strong>
\n
IN DUE FARAN CUNTECC
\nDI MORT,<\/strong>
\n
..COUNTA’ QUANTI
\nN’EM ‘PIENI’<\/strong>
\n
..E GHIGNA’ SE S’IN
\nMINGA ‘CORT!!!<\/strong>
\nCarlo Porta<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Spiegazione:<\/strong>
\nINCURSIONE AMERICANA A BASE DI LETAME<\/strong><\/p>\n

…SIAMO IN GUERRA,..<\/strong>
\n
URLANO TUTTI I GENERALI!<\/strong>
\n
…SIAMO A TERRA,…<\/strong>
\n
DICIAMO NOI,.. SIAMO NEI GUAI!<\/strong>
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(Diciamo noi Italiani)
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——————-<\/strong>
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HAN TRE GIORNI PER CONSEGNARE<\/strong>
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IL BIN-LADEN A QUELLI DI LA’<\/strong>
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(Il Porta si riferisce all’ultimatum che fu dato ai Talebani per la consegna
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del terrorista agli Americani)
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..IN MANCANZA DI QUESTO FATTO<\/strong>
\n
“VI TRATTEREMO COME TOPI!”<\/strong>
\n
(Leggi: vi faremo male!)
\n
——————<\/strong>
\n
..INVECE CHE URLARE ” E’ GUERRA APERTA!”<\/strong>
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(Qui il Porta, per sdrammatizzare la situazione, ipotizzava un raid dove
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invece che lanciare bombe sul nemico, lanciassero dello sterco.)
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CI STAREBBE BENE UN RAID ..DI MERDA,<\/strong>
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CON TREMILA AEREI<\/strong>
\n
CHE SGANCINO SOLO STRAME!<\/strong>
\n
——————–<\/strong>
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..E AL BOLLETTINO DI TUTTI I GIORNI,<\/strong>
\n
DOVE SI FARA’ IL CONTEGGIO DEI MORTI,<\/strong>
\n
CONTARE INVECE QUANTI SE NE SONO RIEMPITI<\/strong>
\n
(fare il conteggio dei colpiti dal letame)
\n
..E RIDERE SE NON SE NE SONO ACCORTI!!<\/strong>
\n
( e ridere se i “colpiti” lo sono stati senza che se ne avvedessero prima..e
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\u00a0come una candid camera, riprendere le facce stupite del.. “nemico”)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n

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\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"Continua<\/a>
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\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

LA MORALE<\/strong>
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AMARE IL MONDO<\/p>\n

..Ecco! Qui rischio una caduta nella pura retorica lirica; di parole a contenuto da applauso populistico! In realt\u00e0 non intendo affatto avvalermi del plauso facile ma esporre il mio vero pensiero d’amore, … condito con un pizzico di satira s’intende !.. Speravo in una guerra pi\u00f9 di minacce che
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di fatti reali ed invece \u00e8 andata diversamente, come tutti sappiamo; ha travalicato i confini della politica oratoria ed \u00e8 finita sulla tavola rotonda di Lady Morte che ne st\u00e0 ancora facendo lauto banchetto. Chi di noi non avrebbe preferito che tutto finisse come in: ………
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AMERICAN SHIT RAID??…..\n<\/p>\n

Carlo Porta<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

AMERICAN SHIT RAID ( Incursione americana a base di letame) …SEM IN GUERA,.. 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